(a song of trouble and trial...)

So me and my girl
  lookin for a whirl
See a little froggy
  bumpin down the path

Dude, said I, which way to the Hop?

and he replied,

Just slide on over to the left
  and jump a little right
 Twist by the bar
  where you can get a little tight

Which set us on the path
 gave us a little light
Went by the place
 and spent all of the night

Just a slidin to the left
 and jumpin to the right
 Twistin by the bar
  and gettin more than tight

Came the day when my girl
 abjured me for a fool
Said I'd left the path of righteousness
 when I conjured up a rule

I don't understand her metaphysics
 I'll admit she's ahead of me
But I know when it all went down
 I just had to keep on...

Sliding away to the left
 and trippin on the right
Don't always get to the bar these days
 but when there I can get a little tight...